So I am in the grocery store today. I am completely
engrossed in reading the back cover of a novel in the “book and magazine”
section of the store when I hear…. *CRASH* “Jimmy! What did I tell you about
that?” from Jimmy’s apparently exasperated mother. My thinking: “My guess would
be to not do it.” It wasn’t until another woman in the aisle started cracking up
that I realized that I had actually said that. I didn’t just think it. You just
can’t take me anywhere.

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