This must be what hell is like…

This must be what hell is like…

Human beings were not meant to live in heat
like this! It is gawd awful, slap your mama, scream at the dog HOT! I imagine
this is close to what hell must feel like. It is 103 degrees with a heat index
of 109 degrees. Humidity…sticky! My air conditioner has been running all day,
yet the temperature in the house is 86 degrees. (Did I mention that our air
conditioner was installed by the one and only Fred Flintstone back in 300BC?) It
is soooo time for a new unit. However, when I did laundry this week, I didn’t
find an extra 5 grand in anyone’s pockets. So, I will sweat. (Did I mention that
it is HOT?) I hate being hot. (Living in Texas is not the best choice if you
hate heat, but that is another story.) I am going to go strip down to the bare
minimal so as to not humiliate my kids or get arrested and then I am going to do
nothing. Expend no energy. Moving makes it worse. I am going to try to just
breathe. That’s all the effort I want to exert in this heat.

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