PSA #2 for the day. Just because I love you so much. This one is for the ladies, gentlemen. You guys can just talk among yourselves.
Ladies, here is a helpful tip in dealing with members of the opposite sex. When one of them looks directly at your chest and says something like, “Bad hair day, eh?” And you’re really tempted to smart off with a quick comeback such as “Unless my breasts suddenly sprouted dredlocks, you’re looking several inches too low to make any comments on my hair!” Well, here is an important tip. Check to make sure you aren’t wearing a shirt like this . It could save you plenty of embarrassment.
Again, it really isn’t important how I know this. But really…you can trust me.
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