Want to know what will really get you moving?
Quicker than an ice cold shower?
Even quicker than a cup of coffee?
A baby puking.
Oh yeah. That’ll get you moving. No “not right now” or “just five more minutes” on that alarm. No sirree. You get up the first shot (so to speak).
Although, I don’t recommend this method, it does work.
(Update: Little Diva was just coughing so much she gagged. Same result, though. I’m awake and I moved rather quickly.)