Have you met Charlie? You should. If you aren’t reading him you are seriously missing out on some great humor. If you are not totally, 100% satified with my semi-unofficial Blog it Forward this round, you can have all of you money back with interest. (And a smack on the rear just for fun)
Go see Charlie and tell him Jenn sent you.
Go.
Now.
What are you waiting for?
Oh, I forgot to unlock the door and let you out. Okay, there. You can go now.
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