I’ve decided to go ahead and give my political endorsement. Right here. RIght now. (The media has been hounding me for it, so I gave in.)

Forget about John Kerry and whatever platform he thinks he is running on. Let’s just ignore whatever it is that Howard Dean tells us he stands for. As for John Edwards, whatevah, dude. Don’t you talk to dead people? Gepart had it right when he decided to back a new guy.

Who you may be asking?

Well, this guy With such bold statements as the one he made this morning, he should run this country! I’d vote for him. Wouldn’t you?

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