Kidlet Sr: Who is Dr. Ruth?
*stammer stumble think think* (Why does he want to know and how has he heard this name?)
Me: She is a self proclaimed expert on sex. Why?
Kidlet Sr: Isn’t she old?
Me: Well, yes, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know what she is talking about.
Kidlet Sr: You mean like you?
Me: Go to bed.