Must everything be taken literally? I just feel so lost. So used. So misled! How can they do this to me?
Poloroid says that although you may like to “shake it like a Poloroid picture”, “In fact, shaking or waving can actually damage the image. Rapid movement during development can cause portions of the film to separate prematurely, or can cause ‘blobs’ in the picture.”
Oh sure, now they tell me. And here I have been “shakin’ it like a Polaroid picture” all this time when what I should’ve been doing is “laying it on a flat suface like a Polaroid picture.”