Recently I was asked by a friend whose influence has had the most effect on me as an adult.
My mom? Well, she is one of the greatest people I know. Her sense of humor is without equal and she is a great mom. But, no. Not her.
My daddy? We all know how I feel about him. But, no. Not him.
A mentor? A teacher? A best friend?
Not really. No. And no.
I would have to say Juan Valdez. He has brought delight to my every morning. Gotten me through many all-nighters in college. He has given me the nectar of the gods each and every day.
Besides that, he has a really nice ass.