Ways to make your son pray that genetics are not a strong driving force in his personality and own personal *funktitude:

Dance around the house (and I mean dance, baby) singing any one of these songs:

We Want the Funk
Get Down On It
Bad Girls

(Oh, right click and “Save target as…” to save my bandwidth…or Buddha will come kick your ass. Hey, it worked when he said it on his blog. I’m not above using him to get you to not suck up my bandwidth. Thanks, Buddha!)

*funktitude- the quality and/or ability to get your funk on; the attitude one possesses when actually getting their funk on (aka: dancing)

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