Today’s Public Service Announcement

If you have a pillow- especially one of those really mushy Moshi ones that has about a billion trillion umpteen million tiny beads in it– that has cleaning instructions that say “Spot Clean Only”, THEY ARE NOT KIDDING.  It is not a suggestion or a recommendation. It is a proclamation by God himself telling you not to put the fucking things in the washing machine.

You’re welcome.

I just know I am going to be picking Moshi beads out of my ass for months that got stuck in my underwear since there are still TRILLIONS of those frickin’ beads in my washing machine. 


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