I don’t know if I mentioned that I would be MIA due to the 5th grade graduation.
Fifth Grade. Graduation. (I shall pause here while you all vomit in your mouths and get fresh water.)
Remember when I was outted to a PTAer earlier in the year? And when that person put my name on a list to “help” with the end of the year graduation program? Remember that? Well, we can TOTALLY blame her for my absence as of late. (Do you want her email address? I will totally give it to you!)
I mean, they really do make a big deal out of the fact that these kids made it through elementary school. Here is a brief breakdown of a few of the things involved that I was in charge of seeing completed.
80 Memory Books………$302
80 Slide Show DVDs…..$197
Excess Drinking by Volunteers…………$78
Listening to the friend who is responsible for getting me over-involved scream like a little girl who is seeing her own death flash before her eyes after she got me sucked back into the PTA…….Priceless
I am seriously surprised at all that the school does for the 5th graders when they graduate. They had a graduation ceremony. (No caps and gowns, but very dressed up kiddos.) They all got a memory book (you’re welcome) and a copy of the DVD slide show that was shown at graduation (again, you’re welcome) and a reception.
Now, don’t get me wrong. The kids love it. The parents get to ooooh and ahhhh over their little spawns. It’s just that it is FIFTH GRADE.
*blank stare*
Want to know what I got for graduating 5th grade?
The opportunity to go to 6th grade.
Is this something that is particular to this area (aka Snotty, Tx) or is this something everyone does? I really need to know this information because I am shocked at what a big deal it was. I, therefore, feel like the Grinch Who Stole Graduation because I think it is so over the top for 5th graders. I need to know what other areas of the country do. How did/does your elementary school handle the end of elementary school?
Because, seriously, if this is something that is just particular to Snotty, Tx, I am so going to move to PiddlePiss, Tx so that I can avoid this in the future.
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