I am leaving for BlogHer (whoohooo) tomorrow. To-Morrow. As in not today but TOMORROW! Okay, sure I have a 2 day “layover” in Houston as I get my children settled, but I have TOMORROW to get ready. I mean, how am I going to lose 10 pounds, gain a new wardrobe, find the perfect shoes AND pretend I am totally prepared for the things I have to do once I land in San Jose? Say it with me, “Holy Crap!”
Okay, so tomorrow is the Shop Like I Have Never Shopped Ever Before day. Which will be followed by the I Am So Depressed That Nothing Looks Like I Want It To Look drink session. And then there is packing. Packing. What to take? What to leave? And packing for the kids for over a week to stay at my Oh My Hell I will Owe Her Big-Time for This Sister and making sure they have all they need? Oh for the love of all things procrastinating and What Do You Mean NOW, how will I ever be ready?
*whew* That felt good.
But really? Tomorrow it is all supposed to be finished? Who wants to tell me what to pack, what to bring, what to carry on the plane?
But really tomorrow? TOMORROW?
Must panic now.