You know, when Brooke Shields says to “Check yourself before you wreck yourself”, she is not talking smack, my friends.
I mean seriously, it is totally worth the listen just to hear a kid say, “I gotta bounce…!”
See the look on the other Mom’s face? See it? Yes! That is totally the look I get at the playground from the Stepfords in town. Though, hand to heart I have never talked about how hard it is for Clint to be a pimp bringing home money to make the rent. Not once. (Though I have said, “Get in my ride!” more than once.)
Brooke, I heart you!
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