Where have you been?

“Jenn, where have you been?”

Yes, I have been getting those IMs and emails. I will tell you. Passed out sicker than a dog on my couch/bed/floor.

It seems my son decided to bring home some cooties and share them. I don’t remember what it is officially called. I call it “tonsilfunkilitis” personally. Basically it is not tonsillitis or strep. It is, however, something that takes your tonsils and swells them to the size of grapefruits to where you begin to feel as if your uvula is being put in a Half Nelson by these massively disgustingly huge and sore tonsils. Gross? I know. Welcome to my world.

So, I have been offline, out of touch and completely off the grid when it comes to human interaction. I did, however, manage to watch the entire first season of Heroes. (Talk about messed up, jacked up and just wrong dreams! Fevers and Heroes make for interesting subconscious mind games, let me tell you!) I also was able to watch a movie or two. But most of the time I slept, wept and drank anything that could get past the wrestling match in my throat.

To those I was supposed to contact, I apologize. To those I harassed while in my fever induced state, I blame it on delirium. And to those that I owe something to, today is my catch up day and you will find it all (Ohhhh how I dream big!) finished today.

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In the meantime, I have managed my first deadline of the week over at Fresh Brewed Reviews. This is an awesome story that I have had read to me about a gazillion times in the last week, but never tire of it. Go check out why it’s all about the girl and how she loves that!