enough!

Dear Stomach,

We can handle this one of two ways.

Either you just empty everything you have right now and stop this cramping and teasing as I writhe in agony either on my bed or on my bathroom floor

OR

I am going to flood you with so much Pepto Bismol that you will think the Barbie Dream House vomited on you.

I am over playing nice.

Sincerely,

The Person Begging the Porcelain Goddess to make you give it up already

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