Have you seen the sites You Knit What and You Knit What 2? Crafters? Knitters? People who like to mock others who wear hideous hand made clothes?
Because if you like to mock the hideous, you will love this. Am I crafty? No. Can I even think about knitting anything? Not so much. Did I have a blast mocking these things with the women who write this site? Abso-freakin-lutely!!
This is just a sample of what you will be getting:
Edited to add:
How can I not add this when I have a DoberButt living here in my very own house? Oh, I am SO going to have to
knit find someone who knits to make this one for him! And yes…in pink because he needs to be brought down a level or two.