Okay for those of you who do not know this already, go read why it is best to never say never on my Parenting Magazine column. Go on. Read it. We will wait.
Did you read it?
Now, many of my long time readers are sitting there with either their mouth agape, or they are spewing their drink on their computer OR they are laughing so hard they can hardly read this. (You people laughing, so not nice.) I know. I KNOW. The anti-PTA, fall down and play dead if they approach, mock all things PTA and call them Stepfords drank the Kool Aid.
You are now reading the blog of….(insert either a drumroll or Taps here) the president of the [insert elementary school name here] PTA. Yes, you read that correctly. No, it is not an April Fool’s joke. Yes, I am serious.
PTA president. WHAT HAVE I DONE? (If ever a sentence deserves all caps, it is that one!)
Okay, so before I get into details, feel free to let the open mocking, laughing and “you did what?!” comments flow. Because? I will bite you if you keep it up past this post. (Although “they” say I have to be nice now. Do they not read this blog??)
First the economy tanks and then people actually nominated, voted and elected ME to be the PTA president. What is next? Locusts and plagues?
There are more than one of you I know are dying to let me have it. Bring it. I can take it. I have power now. (Bwhahaha Yes! I did spit out my drink at that one!)