I have had so many things to say but have found myself in a position I swore I would never be stuck in with this blog. I find myself needing to censor myself. I mean really, when do you ever see me put an “*” in the middle of a…
Yes, I will admit it. It happened. They sucked me back in. I am officially on the Executive Board of the PTA again. (*I will pause now so that you can feel free to figure out the appropriate discipline action to take.*) One minute I was hiding and playing dead…
Let me tell you a story, kiddos. Grab your blankets and some popcorn. It is part humor, part horror and of course, with a moral. Once upon a time there was a Mom whose first born had started kindergarten. As soon as school started a woman who referred to herself…
Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. I feel I must come clean with something I did last week. You may shriek in horror. You may even turn your back on me for my horrific act. But I still feel I must be honest with you. Last Friday, I went…
I forgot the best part of the story below. So, I am the Person In Charge of putting together the Memory Books for the kids. Basically, the memory book consists of each 5th grader’s picture and then a series of questions like “best memory…” and “when I grow up I…
I don’t know if I mentioned that I would be MIA due to the 5th grade graduation. Fifth Grade. Graduation. (I shall pause here while you all vomit in your mouths and get fresh water.) Remember when I was outted to a PTAer earlier in the year? And when that…