Jenn Satterwhite

I don’t sleep well at night. So sometimes I get online and find people to talk to. Some are okay with it. Some play “IM dead” and pretend they are not there rolling their eyes.

One of my favorite late night chatters is my totally awesome and completely cool roomie for BlogHer ’07 and yes again this year for BlogHer ’08 (cause I didn’t scare her off!) is Busy Mom. Yes, she does have a real name. She can tell you herself. The sad thing is? She has WiiNis envy. (rhymes with another phrase and is pronounced wee-nus envy.) It is happening all over the country from people who are without a Wii.

This woman is living totally old school. Like make you want to weep and donate to the cause old school. Check out how pathetically old school Busy Mom is and how she needs to step at least into the 21st century but definitely into this decade. See? Total WiiNis envy. (Or is it WiiNis Envii?)

This is one of our late night conversations. And, yes, the silly had hit but the fun stuck around.

Me: I wrote a post: “I Wii Pii’ed myself when – got my Wii Fit”

Busy Mom: Hahahaha!

Busy Mom: Charge the family a Fii to use it, money problem solved

12:03 AM me: Good idea for Mii

Busy Mom: Or, you could just let it Bii

me: Drop PiiTiiA and Bii Frii

I Sii

12:04 AM Busy Mom: Hii Hii Hii

me: Gii you are funnii

Busy Mom: Tii Hii, humor is Kii

12:05 AM me: We will get you a Wii this summer. I will buy thii a Wii to play. I can Sii you are Kii to the lovah of thii Wii and will Bii Frii to send Thii a Wii

12:06 AM Busy Mom: Whoopii!!

me: Yeah I am done. Out. Finii

Busy Mom: LOL

12:07 AM me: Have wii crossed the line into crazii? Because if wii shared this, they would sii that wii are wacked crazii

Busy Mom: Li’lol Mii?

me: My brain doth exploded

12:08 AM Busy Mom: My screen is all gooii, thanks

me: Now go! Work. I need to sii about deadlines for mii also.

Busy Mom: If it were graded, I’d get a Dii

me:Bii Good!12:13 AM Busy Mom: Okii Dokii! me: Nite sweetie Sweetii Swiitii Busy Mom: Hii, Hii, Mwah!12:14 AM Busii Mom, over and out me: Mommii needs coffii out

I do not know why some of you ignore me when I IM you late at night. That is kind of rude. Look at the fun you would have chatting.

Shall Wii chat soon?